69 — Disney Secrets and The Art of “The Bird”

Part 1: Recently, Tod pulled a very aggressive move in traffic, pompting a discussion on the benefits of confrontational driving. Part 2: Conspiracies abound about one of America’s greatest dream-weavers, so the gang takes them on by breaking down a list of the “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Walt Disney.”

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5 Responses to 69 — Disney Secrets and The Art of “The Bird”

  1. William says:

    Tod, as a pussy-ass white person, I take offense to your attack, sir. OK, not really. I mean the first part of my sentence is true, but I’m not so much offended as curious as to why you, who are otherwise liberal and live-and-let-live, get so charged up about people of your own race. You’re like a self-hating white guy.

    And Announcer Elliott, the URL you tell people to go to is “http\\:www.faroutpodcast.com”, which is worthless. First, it’s not a backslash, it’s a forward slash (or just a slash). Second, it comes AFTER the “http”. Third, it’s 2011, you don’t need to tell people about the “http://” part (or the “www.” part for that matter). OK, nerd rage off.

  2. William says:

    D’oh, I screwed up. The two forward slashes come after the colon is what I meant to say. Why does that always happen where you correct someone and in doing so you also mess up?

  3. Tod says:

    C’mon William!

    We expect much more of you in terms of precision nerd rage. You’re slipping, man. Get it together!

    Yeah, I have to pick some group of people to get angry about. Figured my own kind was ripe for the picking. We did kill like a billion Native American people, that wasn’t right. Slavery was some b.s.. Newport Beach folks are disgustingly ostentatious. Jared Leto is white. Bedsides that I’m cool with everyone. I do give white people props for The Beatles, Happy Days and The Young Ones. Oh yeah, The Clash were white. Ok, maybe I’m coming around on white folks…

    Thanks again, William.

  4. Monkeypants says:

    Late one night probably 20 years ago when driving home down the 118 minding my own business a guy in a pickup pulls up next to me, honks his horn, turns his interior light on and flips me the biggest bird I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t believe it… turned on his interior light! Gobsmacked I was…

    The crazy part? To this day I have no idea what he thought I’d done to deserve such a spectacular display. I’d been driving down the freeway for several miles, there were virtually no other cars on the road, I wasn’t going slow in the fast lane, I hadn’t even changed lanes or done anything else I could imagine to earn his ire. It’s a mystery I’ll take to my grave.

  5. Tod says:

    Mr. Pants,

    I used to get “mystery birds” but then I realized it was my “Re-Elect Al Gore in ’04” bumper sticker on my old Honda. I’m thinking you cut him off while he was in your blind side and you never realized it…But, the move where he turned on the interior light and gave you the “illuminated finger of God” is a pretty epic. That’s an ’80s horror villain move.

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